So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
