Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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