I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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