There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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