I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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