i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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