I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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