So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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