Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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