3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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