You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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