Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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