Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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