i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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