never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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