so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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