can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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