You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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