Say something about gay babies.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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