would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
