can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
