when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Plan B is the new Plan A
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Randomize
