youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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