a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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