just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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