hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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