btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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