brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
it's not cheating when I paid for it
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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