No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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