so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
