we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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