please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
