its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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