at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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