YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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