Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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