I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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