Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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