and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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