i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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