You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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