spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
This house was built for laser tag.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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