He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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