just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Who died my cat blue again?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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