Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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