I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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