he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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