Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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