I just made out with a guy for $7.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
We're too hungover to prance.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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