so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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