Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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