All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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