We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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