It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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