shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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