Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
organizing the empties. That sober.
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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