Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
3pm strippers are depressing
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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