ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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