after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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