Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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